The
most important book you will ever read. . . . . .is probably not this one, but
Totally Useless Office Skills is, without a doubt, the oddest training manual
you'll ever see. Prepare yourself for a life-altering experience, as Rick Davis,
founder of the famed Institute of Totally Useless Skills, shows you how to relieve
occupational stress with:
Credit
Card Buzzing
Death
Defying Letter Opener Swallowing
Hole
in Your Boss's Head
The
Endless Fax
The
Disappearing Pencil
Instant
Printed Business Card
The
Invisible Elevator
and
over 65 other ways to goof off in the office place.
Dave
Barry "I am deeply impressed to find someone with even more spare time
than I have."
Boston
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chances of promotion."
Concord
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The
most important book you will ever read. . . . . .is probably not this one, but
Totally Useless Office Skills is, without a doubt, the oddest training manual
you'll ever see. Prepare yourself for a life-altering experience, as Rick Davis,
founder of the famed Institute of Totally Useless Skills, shows you how to relieve
occupational stress with: 
